I’m a little grumpy this morning and that’s unusual for me. I’m going to tell you why and then you will see how petty and horrible a person I really am and you will take your reading eyes away to someone more deserving. I’ll probably cry then, but it will be no more than I deserve for being such a fractious fool.
- My bro
I got my lovely kitten, Matilda, last Autumn. I was so happy to be a new furry mummy again and she was adorable in every possible way. My brother also likes animals very much and has two cats of his own (he also has children, but they’re not as cute – anyway). Today I got a text from him (I get about one a year, usually my birthday but today is not my birthday) it said ‘Beautiful x’.
For a second or two I wondered if he was having an affair with a woman who had the same first letter to her name as his sister, after all, it was 10.30 am on a Monday morning and we should both be hard at work and not receiving items we find ‘beautiful’.
Turned out that was his response to a picture of my kitten I’d sent him at least 5 months ago…
I’m not sure if the delay is down to his atrocious communication skills or one of our phone networks, but either way… Grr.
2. My neighbour
One of my neighbours is basically harmless but she bugs me in a few ways. (This is not my nice neighbour I’ve also spoken of, she’s just right – like baby bear’s porridge) THIS neighbour works in an old folks home which may be why she uses her outdoors voice all the time. She also stands too close when she’s taking to me and she walks past my window A LOT. She has a bossy demeanor.
I swear I’m not exaggerating even a tad if I say that she walked past my window from her front door to her car (past my house) 14 times in 5 minutes this morning. She did, in fact, up this to 15 times within 10 minutes because she eventually went out in said car. I wouldn’t mind so much if she were carrying something, but she isn’t. I’ve no idea what she is doing. She’s not taking the dog out – she did that earlier (she’s been past 20 times in all this morning).
She drives me potty. One day, perhaps when menopause takes a hold of me, I will whip open my front door and scream ‘WHY? WHY? WHY?’ at her like a deranged and barking dog. It’s something to look forward to.
I’m not good at waiting, I mean, most people aren’t. There’s a reason most people hate waiting and it’s cus it’s the king of crap. I’m not even going to bore you with a specific instance of waiting, because we all know what it feels like. It feels like hell. I actually expressed this opinion to another blogger friend of mine when she wrote about waiting.
My theory relates to purgatory… you see, the idea of purgatory is that it’s a period of waiting to get into heaven where you work through your mistakes and repent of them most thoroughly. My idea is that actually, purgatory is hell, because hell is waiting. It would also make more sense in practical terms than simply burning for all eternity while being buggered by the devil’s poker. More of a learning experience you see?
Course, this is all academic because I’m not religious and therefore, if I am wrong, I will probably be beyond redemption, what with all the naysaying and moaning about neighbours who you’re supposed to love anyway, even if they wear noisy shoes and have loud voices and try to run the place. Tsk.
And another thing is, I’m blogging Blueberry today, and they’re the epitome of positivity and happy-thinking and yet here I am banging on about things nobody wants to hear about. I shall be fired from Blueberry by the end of the day, mark my words. Yikes!
What ARE you wearing?
Hair [RunAway] Sabrina Hair
Pose – Le Poppycock La Parisienne Bien entendu gacha The Liaison Collaborative
Necktie – [Fetch] Bow Collar
Sunglasses – [Z O O M] A.romeo Sunglasses
Outfit – Blueberry Stella Flowy Top, Skirt, Panties, Belt, Fishnets and Heels NEW!
The gorgeous new release from Blueberry is a multi-part outfit with lots of adaptability, named Stella. You can look forward to wearing Stella if you have one of the following bodies: Belleza Freya, Isis and Venus; Slink Physique and Hourglass; Legacy; Maitreya Lara.
You can see that when I’m outside the pub waiting for my drink, I didn’t wear the skirt (I thought I might get served more quickly) and when I’m indoors for my ‘well lit, no shit’ shot, I did put on the skirt to show you. Of course, this being a Blueb release, it’s all gorgeous and each and every detail thrills the soul.