I see no ships

You’ll have heard of the phrase ‘I see no ships’, famously said by Napoleon, but I dunno if you know why… The story is that Napoleon raised his telescope to his right eye (which was blind) and said ‘I see no ships’ at the Battle of Copenhagen before disobeying orders. It’s actually not true, apparently, … More I see no ships

What would you do?

It must be hard for you to imagine, but once, I was a legit businesswoman-type instead of the raving, clothes-obsessed, slightly-imbalanced bimbler you have come to know. I still masquerade as one occasionally, but it’s a true rarity these days. Mostly, I work looking like a dog’s dinner, taking breaks to see if anyone has … More What would you do?